Reason #365

This is yet another reason why I love my wife.

Upon walking into the living room the other morning, spotting the former Governor of New York's high-priced call girl, who, reportedly, doesn't spread her legs for less than $5000 an hour (4 hour minimum), Caroline could be heard to say...

"That's magic pussy. For $5000, it better have spinning shammie action."

That's pre-coffee.