Have You Heard the News? *

Last week I got an email from Alonzo. Never mind that I don't know Alonzo or that his email says nancy_alman. That's neither here nor there. What's important is the good news Alonzo's spreading.

"Did you know that a recent survey showed that 85% of women actually get aroused by a man who produces "above average" semen amounts?"

But wait, Alonzo, I thought women wanted larger penises and stronger erections, could I be wrong?

*sends email*

I'll take the lack of response as a resounding yes, Mark. You're wrong, most women just love a massive storm surge of cum. Of course.

Thanks Alonzo!

*This public service announcement made possible by a grant from the completly batshit insane.