Choose Your Own....WTF?

When I was little my favorite books were the Choose Your Own Adventure series. Because I had control issues even then, what better way to nurture that little idiosyncracy than by allowing me to control story plotting. Plus, it was good practice for my later career. Here are some of my favorites...

...and who could forget this classic? Mine's shelved next to Jules Verne.

If you'd like to see more of the collection, head on over to Something Awful for a whole mess of titles, so wrong they couldn't be more right.