Garage Sale Day

Tomorrow marks the 5th annual garage sale at this house (we've lived here 6 years). It's become a huge deal (all the friends come and hawk their wares, as though it were Tiffany stock). The laptop transforms from producing fiction into the monster spreadsheet of sales!

The problem?

We've run out of things to sell. Now we're getting rid of furniture. By the end of the weekend, we'll be sleeping on tatami mats with the dogs. It's a sickness. We can't resist; the entire community does their garage sales on one day a year, the turnout is insane. I just hope we don't run out of stuff. But if we do, we can always turn to the oldest profession and start selling ass.

Happy Garage Sale Day!