Your name in print…

Joe Schreiber, author, is workin' it like a ho, over at his Scary Parent blog. For the low, low cost of his book, Chasing the Dead–a damn good zombie thrill ride (and the feel good book of year), you can buy yourself a spot in his third novel.

That's right, people!

Just pull out that cash–you'd normally be spending on a back-alley blow job–purchase Chasing the Dead by the end-o-the-day, let Joe know about it, and you'll earn a shout out in an actual book, with words and everything.

Nice gambit. It sure as shit beats a tile at the local children's hospital. Plus with this, you get to carry it around and show your closest friends. Who wants to show off a stinkin' tile? Really?