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Thursday, August 22, 2013

The Great and Secret Contest*: Carniepunk


On this past Sunday, I gigantic bug crawled up in my ass and beseeched that I create some interest in both this website, my newsletter and my brand new facebook page. Albeit uncomfortable (as I'm pretty sure said bug is currently laying eggs), it has a point. My site has been so dormant that I've had to switch back to Blogger because something happened to it in the years since I've updated and I can no longer access the damn thing, but I at least could figure out how to redirect traffic here, so I'm probably not going to be eaten from the inside. Or maybe I will.

I'm clearly hinting at a contest. And so, I'll get on with that.

In the coming months, you're going to be hearing a lot more out of me. Certain things I'm sworn to secrecy about *cough* sicko romance *cough* while others (the return of a certain trio of supernaturally snarky assholes), I have no gag order on, so...that's happening. But at this point, it's like a tree falling in the woods--no one can hear it--so I'm trying to get the word out. And I have...

BAIT!

I'm giving away two downloads of the Carniepunk audiobook. I've listened to it and it's amazing, not least of all because Candace Thaxton, the actress who reads my story The Sweeter the Juice, nailed the snark to the wall like a juicy hunk of roadkill. I loved it and I know you will, too! In addition, I've got a paperback copy of Carniepunk to throw in the mix.

That's THREE chances to win! Plus more, because you'll get an entry for liking my Facebook fan page and an entry for signing up for my newsletter (see that form up there on the left hand side under the social media icons? Yep. That's the form).

So let's get to this.

THE NITTY GRITTY

I'm pretty sure the downloads can be international so at least a portion of this bad boy will be for everybody, but the paperback will be domestic only (cuz dayum that shit's expensive to send). The contest will run for a month, so until September 22nd at 12:00 PM PST.

GET TO IT!


a Rafflecopter giveaway
*10 points for the reference (but no actual extra entries because I'm a stingy bastard)

18 comments:

Becca said...

It says to let you know I signed up for the newsletter because Rafflecopter is a punk like that. Well, maybe it doesn't say that. But close enough, right?

Izzybella said...

I'm all subscribed to your newsletter!

rissatoo said...

Newsletter subscribed to. Cuz you said to.

Cheryl said...

Comment....;)

Carmen R said...

Signed up for the newsletter

Alan D. D. said...

Ready :D Good luck to all! :D

Becky LeJeune said...

Confirmed for the newsletter of doom subscription!

didibooksenglish said...

Signed up for the newsletter!

Gi-Gi said...

Signed up for the newsletter. :3

Rain Misoa said...

Totally signed up for your newsletter. Thanks for this giveaway!

Evette Torres said...

signed up for your newsletter! :D

Sean Gartland said...

Signed up for the newsletter! If it's possible i would like just a smidgen of doom with mine, i'm not a huge fan of doom in my newsletters.

Lindsay Mead said...

I signed up for the newsletter (exaulta@hotmail.com) and liked you on my private facebook page (Suzie_Queue). Awesome giveaway!

Marcella Clark said...

Signed up for the newsletter :)

alanajoli said...

I signed up for the newsletter, but I'll be astonished if I wasn't already on it. Thanks for hosting the giveaway! This looks like an awesome anthology.

Debra's Book Cafe said...

All signed up and ready to roll! :-)

KristyJo said...

Newsletter and Facebook liked! Still working on 3rd entry :-)

KristyJo said...

I tweeted, but I am using a kindle and it is not showing the URL address. Ughhhh :-(