Reason #365
This is yet another reason why I love my wife.
Upon walking into the living room the other morning, spotting the former Governor of New York's high-priced call girl, who, reportedly, doesn't spread her legs for less than $5000 an hour (4 hour minimum), Caroline could be heard to say...
"That's magic pussy. For $5000, it better have spinning shammie action."
That's pre-coffee.
Swooooooooooon.
Upon walking into the living room the other morning, spotting the former Governor of New York's high-priced call girl, who, reportedly, doesn't spread her legs for less than $5000 an hour (4 hour minimum), Caroline could be heard to say...
"That's magic pussy. For $5000, it better have spinning shammie action."
That's pre-coffee.
Swooooooooooon.
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