What the Hell is That ------>

Yep. That's right homies. I've retired the lovely hairlip for an actual photo of me. I don't particularly care for it, but...it's there, nonetheless. It looks like I don't have a neck in this one, but anything's better than three chins.

If you want, you can click on the picture, then click on full size, put the cursor over that photo until the magnifying glass appears, then click again. From this vantage, you'll find that I've past the 50% mark for grays, couldn't be bothered to shave, and, in fact, took the photo myself. On the wall, you can glimpse the madness of my bulletin board, including the original artwork: It's Pooptacular.


Stacia said…
Very nice! My husband's hair is about the same dark/silver mix. I think it's distinguished.
Mark Henry said…
Silver. That's a nice way to put it. I've been steadily silvering since high school. Runs in the family.
Anonymous said…
I like your photo because it's very straightforward and unpretentious. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's author photos that reek with pretentiousness.

Although...it might have been more effective if you had photoshopped in that hairlip.

(just kidding!)

Mark Henry said…
Have you read any Max Barry? His author photo (not that this is mine, but it's an option)looks like his wife surprised him while writing. He looks scared. I love it.

I think I'll do a poll when I go to make a decision on my author photo, I'll post them all here, and work through my celluloid self-loathing, at the same time. 'Cause I'm a multi-tasker.