Yep. That's right homies. I've retired the lovely hairlip for an actual photo of me. I don't particularly care for it, but...it's there, nonetheless. It looks like I don't have a neck in this one, but anything's better than three chins.
If you want, you can click on the picture, then click on full size, put the cursor over that photo until the magnifying glass appears, then click again. From this vantage, you'll find that I've past the 50% mark for grays, couldn't be bothered to shave, and, in fact, took the photo myself. On the wall, you can glimpse the madness of my bulletin board, including the original artwork: It's Pooptacular.