Thursday night, we went to sleep with the door unlocked. When I told Caroline, she said, "Eew creepy, someone could have been standing over our bed with a paperclip."
Who else is gonna pull a Student Bodies reference out of their ass? The kicker, I told her last night, after midnight. Saturday the 14th (Jamie Lee Curtis's Birthday). Holy Shit!
The whole incident made me want to go out today and track down a pair of horsehead bookends, hip waders, and a Costco size supply of garbage bags.