Brand New Irrational Fear

Although, this could technically fit under the terrifying clown umbrella, and would then be not brand new just ongoing. I'm having a bit of anxiety just considering adding the picture here, but I'll force myself...


If there's anyone out there who can honestly say they crave Burger King because of this thing, please help me understand. I've been scared since this commercial...


Don't start with me, either. You may see a harmless plastic masked mute actor. I see a combination of...


and...


See? Horrifying.

But don't let that stop you. Go ahead and eat your whoppers, people. Just know that thing's touching your food, 'cause it wants to get in your mouth. It lulls you with its quiet ways. Makes you comfortable. Then jabs you with its crown.

Don't be fooled.

The Burger King is the Antichrist!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Well, you make some astute points, but man, was that the most surreal commercial I'd seen in years! I love that BK freakazoid...thingy. It didn't wet my appetite for the food (actually, thanks to Fast Food Nation, I'm turned off pretty much for life), but I would like to see more of that...thing.

Thanks for posting about it...made my day!

Heather
8:33 AM
Stacia said…
Ugh, he's awful, and one of the few things I don't miss about the States.

In that first picture, the way the light hits his fiberglass beard looks like a long line of drool. "We're all burgers down here, little boy..."
1:08 PM
Tez Miller said…
Gansta Burger King.

Mummy, I'm scared...

Now to do what my cat does whenever he's frightened (which is often) - find a fortress and don't come out.

Have a lovely day! :-)
6:31 PM
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