Pleasing the Masses, since 2006

I'm a frequent sitemeter checker, not quite an obsessive, but it's at minimum a daily occurrence. My favorite thing to look at is the googlers. I'm proud to provide the kind of quality programming that attracts the following searches.

• "daddy's special girl"
• "armpit licking stories"
• "jared padalecki paper doll"
• "dirty burlesque"
• "mark henrys damned"

It makes me feel all warm inside.