Who's this Guy?

It's Chuck P. and guess who's going to see him. That's right, yours truly. Do I have the nerve to ask for a book blurb? I think you know I do. Tune in Friday to see if I followed through with my diabolical self-promotion.


Joe said…
I heard Chuckles only blurbs books if you show up at his signings and show him various self-inflicted chemical burns. Or papercuts made from chunks of porno film footage in the webs of your fingers.

Still, it might be worth it.
Mark Henry said…
I'm really excited 'cause I have a surefire plan. I took a picture of a hemmorhoid, not mine, silly. I paid a homeless guy. I'm going to tell Chuck I forced it out while masturbating.


He's gonna blurb all over me.