Who's this Guy?

It's Chuck P. and guess who's going to see him. That's right, yours truly. Do I have the nerve to ask for a book blurb? I think you know I do. Tune in Friday to see if I followed through with my diabolical self-promotion.


Joe said…
I heard Chuckles only blurbs books if you show up at his signings and show him various self-inflicted chemical burns. Or papercuts made from chunks of porno film footage in the webs of your fingers.

Still, it might be worth it.
Mark said…
I'm really excited 'cause I have a surefire plan. I took a picture of a hemmorhoid, not mine, silly. I paid a homeless guy. I'm going to tell Chuck I forced it out while masturbating.


He's gonna blurb all over me.