Distractions, Positive Reinforcement for

I'm toying around with the idea of a high school murder mystery. My sleuthing team is a goth couple who are consistently singled out as "most likely to dismember". I've got some titles (they usually come first for me––have no idea why?).

Swallowing Bitter Pills
Hellions
Numbskulls
Eating Crow
The Sour Grapes

While trying to settle on some cool names for my pair beyond the pale, I came across the Goth Name Generator!

My name is: Purgatory Snow

What's yours?